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"Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody’s okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"

"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

"A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face."

"She’s a female! And all females is poison! They’re full of wicked wiles!"